Given that my first exam is oh, I don't know, five days away? I figured instead of getting on with some much needed revision I would watch Iron Man, make countless cups of tea and try to figure out who I would like to marry more out of Robert Downey Junior in Iron Man or Robert Pattinson in Twilight. Here is what I've come up with, I can only pray I'll be this attentive when I start my revision. Tomorrow. Yes.
R-Pattz is SPARKLY when the sun is out. Like he actually glitters. I'm a sucker for pretty things.
He also has a tendency to kill people that try to hurt the love of his life. Given that in the wonderful place that is my imagination, that would be me, I'm pretty pleased with that. Its not every day your boyfriend proves his undying love for you by chasing a crazy ginger haired woman up a tree.
The whole bad boy thing is pretty hot. The surliness, the mysterious eyes, the way he looks when Jacob gets all up in his face. Phwoar.
The whole living forever part is alright too.
He has a nice car.
Bella is brunette and annoyingly whiney. I too have brown hair, and lets say I've had my whingey moments. He obviously likes that kind of thing.
HOWEVER.
Tony Stark is smart AND hot. In real life, he would probably have a much bigger nose and much smaller biceps.
He is a bit of a playaa but he never acts like that with Pepper Potts, which is really cute even if she does have a stupid name.
He has a suit that flies, talks to him, and shoots all the bad guys.
When I fail my exams next week, he will be clever and rich enough to look after me.
He has pretty cool parties at his house, unlike Edward Cullen who's vampire brother tries to eat his girlfriend when she gets a teeny tiny papercut.
I can't make this decision now, its too difficult.
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