Friday, 13 May 2011

she's all mouth..!

I don't know about you but I'm getting a little bored of lipstick. And come to think of it, lip gloss and lip balm as well.
If you're fed up of unzipping your Body Shop make up bag and staring glumly at your Rimmel lipstick, here's something new for you to try. (Just avoid wearing them to lectures/job interviews/places where there are young children or the elderly as you might scare them).



Allow me to introduce you to Violent Lips, a dramatic twist on make-up that I'm sure I'll see on the likes of Ke$ha, Lady GaGa and Nicki Minaj very soon.

Violent Lips are temporary tattoos and they come in all different designs and colours. But here's the thing. Whilst some people will see these online and immediately start tweeting to all their followers about them, there are others that are just going to think there is some kind of highly-contagious mouth-related disease taking over the world. Personally, I love them and am trying to find out if they'll be coming to the UK anytime soon. Here are some of my faves:


'The Silver Glitteratti' - Coming Soon to the website.
Also available in Gold, Pink and Red.









'The Pink Leopard'










'The Pink Polka'
I LOVE THIS.










Each Lip Package contains 3 temporary lip tattoo applications. For a limited time Violent Lips are offering free shipping in the US and free shipping internationally with the purchase of three or more products (this won't be an issue for me).
Use promotional code VLMDS at the checkout to receive a 20% discount off your order.

www.violentlips.com

Happy Shopping! Mwah x

Saturday, 7 May 2011

Iron Man vs. Edward Cullen

Given that my first exam is oh, I don't know, five days away? I figured instead of getting on with some much needed revision I would watch Iron Man, make countless cups of tea and try to figure out who I would like to marry more out of Robert Downey Junior in Iron Man or Robert Pattinson in Twilight. Here is what I've come up with, I can only pray I'll be this attentive when I start my revision. Tomorrow. Yes.

R-Pattz is SPARKLY when the sun is out. Like he actually glitters. I'm a sucker for pretty things.
He also has a tendency to kill people that try to hurt the love of his life. Given that in the wonderful place that is my imagination, that would be me, I'm pretty pleased with that. Its not every day your boyfriend proves his undying love for you by chasing a crazy ginger haired woman up a tree.
The whole bad boy thing is pretty hot. The surliness, the mysterious eyes, the way he looks when Jacob gets all up in his face. Phwoar.
The whole living forever part is alright too.
He has a nice car.
Bella is brunette and annoyingly whiney. I too have brown hair, and lets say I've had my whingey moments. He obviously likes that kind of thing.

HOWEVER.
Tony Stark is smart AND hot. In real life, he would probably have a much bigger nose and much smaller biceps.
He is a bit of a playaa but he never acts like that with Pepper Potts, which is really cute even if she does have a stupid name.
He has a suit that flies, talks to him, and shoots all the bad guys.
When I fail my exams next week, he will be clever and rich enough to look after me.
He has pretty cool parties at his house, unlike Edward Cullen who's vampire brother tries to eat his girlfriend when she gets a teeny tiny papercut.

I can't make this decision now, its too difficult.